Sequoia Brewing Company 2/4

put a major dent in native speaker. was doing fine until some guy who looked homeless, but dressed like a retiree interrupted me to talk about long beach. i was wearing a long beach rugby shirt, and we proceeded to have a 15 minute conversation in which i was able to convince him i was from the west side of long beach (apparently that is somewhere near main). the convo ended when he grabbed his junk and said something to the effect of, "you know how that ended." thats a lesson. grab crotch, kill the discussion (or kill the lie, as the case may be).