Champions 5/8

after years of traveling through various pubs, i finally have a trailer-park beer cozy. the flat light blue thing you see there. howd i get it? let me just say theres nothing funnier than watching scantilly clad miller lite representatives asking educated phd holders which beer they prefer. at one point i was actually worried that there was going to be a problem with the space-time continuum. all that smart and stupid in such close proximity...something felt Biblical about it.